As I passed by the Chronicle stand today, I saw a monster that looked like McCain. I ordered my meal (I was at a restaurant) and I could not help it. I HAD to go back and check it out. Indeed, indeed, it was McCain and as I flipped the front cover... I saw Palin. Again, I could not help it, so I had to post it!
Along with these masks come instructions. The following are SOME of the instructions:
---"An honorable, bipartisan approach is required-reach accros the aisle and borrow some scissors form Joe Libberman. Smile your rictus grin, make with the "my friends," and try to tire-swing on through!"
---"You need another mask to rile up the base: Deploy your mavericky vice presidential mask!
Don't feel that you have to look at it before you select it - that's not what a maverick would do!And don't think you have to cut along the lines - not very mavericky either. While we know you're itching to use every bit of the cascass, don't affix the Palin mask straight to your face with home-rendered moose-hoof glue (maverick!). After all, you'll need this again in 2012. (Veep Elizabeth Hasselback mas to follow. Maverick.) Garnish with 150,000 dollars' worth of products form elitist East Coast stores, and wink liberally - no, conservatively, no, err, maverickly.
--- "Your veep mask becoming a drag on the ticket? Immediately announce the suspension of mask construction to parachite into Washington and bring a resolution to the crisis - after a round of morning talk shows. Oh trollops - your opponent's still pulling ahead!..."
---"I sure hope you didn't borrow those scissors, redistributionist! Why are you trying to 'spread the scissors' around, taking them out of the hands of hardworking Americans like Joe the Shearsman? Also, spend until Nov. 4 explaining to anyone younger than 45 what a socialist is..."
I sure hope you enjoyed it.... that is The Chronicle for you. I know for sure that one coworker will like this most and one will not like this at all. M... I hope you at least think this is kind of funny... :)
1 comment:
Well, maybe the pictures are funny, but I DO want you to notice how respectful and politically correct I have been to refrain from my true thoughts, ideas, knowledge and funny(isms) of Obama and Biden, hehe. I am afraid to say or post anything... people can make fun of McCain, but as soon as we do the same to Obama, we become religious or racially prejudiced. So, I don't go there. But you can rag McCain, it's your opinion and I respect it:) Respectfully diasagree that is!
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